After signing yearbook after yearbook, it becomes hard to write something witty every time or just to write some creative period. Sure, one could just write, “have a nice summer,” but if watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer has taught us anything, that’s like writing the kiss of death. If you don’t have anything to say, I’m here to help. You may have found this through google when typing in “Yearbook Quotes” or “Yearbook Messages” so hopefully google wouldn’t let you down for leading you here. These were a huge hit when I was in high school and I’ve since been adding to the collection. Some of these quotes are funny while others are serious. Many of them can be altered to fit your personality or the message you wish to express. Okay, enough chatting, more quoting!

• May the force be with you this summer.
  
• If your summer appears to be going well, you have overlooked something.
  
• Remember the trees, remember the grass, and remember me the pain in the ass.
  
• Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
  
• No one gets too old to learn a new way of being stupid.
  
• Just when you think you’ve finally hit bottom, someone tosses you a shovel.
  
• Washing your car in the summer to make it rain doesn’t work.
  
• Remember, on the Internet you can be a dog and no one would know.
  
• Enjoy every minute of your summer. There’s plenty of time to be dead.
  
• The world needs more heroes, but during the summer you won’t be one, so have fun anyway.
  
• Hope you’re still alive in 20 years.
  
• Cheeses loves you.
  
• I hate writing in the center/corner/last page.
  
• Got me?
  
• Don’t piss off any Dementors this summer.
  
• Tell your spouse about me.
  
• I broke a fingernail trying to write this.
  
• Moo said the lawyer that is going to sue you this summer.
  
• Your yearbook is now worthless with my signature.
  
• Never fight an inanimate object during the summer.
  
• Have a magical summer.
  
• My hair was cooler than yours was.
  
• I’m the meaning of life.
  
• You’re dead sexy, but not in 20 years.
  
• All your vacation are belong to us.
  
• Don’t let the cheese go to your head.
  
• I am your father. Join the Dark Side this summer.
  
• May you get caught up in a love triangle with Kurmet and Miss Piggy this summer.
  
• May your summer be like a roll of toilet paper – long and useful.
  
• Beware of the pies this summer! They’re everywhere you know. Then next thing you know BAM!
  
• Enjoy the summer, enjoy the world! / Save the vacation, save the world!
  
• Somebody set up us the bomb.
  
• See you on the bus.
  
• Never gonna give you up.
  
• Remember me when you’re rich.
  
• Just remember that I can smell dead people.
  
• I hope you level up this summer.
  
• Don’t you think unicorns are kick ass animals?
  
• I CAN HAS SUMMR VACASHUN?
  
• Remember, in the summer it is hot, so don’t forget to take baths because you’ll stink worse than you already stink.
  
• Avada Kedavra, biznatch.
  
• Yo dawg, I heard you liked yearbook quotes so here’s a yearbook quote with other yearbook quotes.
  
• May your summer be filled with only first world problems.
  
• I am going to write the kiss of death: “Have a nice summer.”
  

• College is a fountain of knowledge…and the students are there to drink.
  
• Laugh a lot during the summer.
  
• DON’T PANIC!
  
• Hope you find the Holy Grail during the summer.
  
• Enjoy your summer. Time spent having fun is never wasted.
  
• Only the educated are free so learn during the summer.
  
• Confucius once said, “Only the wisest and the stupidest of men never change.”
  
• Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.
  
• Wherever you go, go with all your heart. ~Confucius
  
• Don’t live down to expectations. Go out there and do something remarkable. ~Wendy Wasserstein
  
• If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door. ~Milton Berle
  
• The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. ~Eleanor Roosevelt
  
• Dream as if you’ll live forever. Live as if you’ll die today. ~James Dean
  
• Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars. ~Les Brown
  
• Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. ~John Lennon
  
• Do what you can, with what you have, where you are. ~Theodore Roosevelt
  
• “I don’t know half of you as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.” – Bilbo Baggins, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Rings